i wanted to save these until i had more, but as i re-read them i feel that i just have to get them out there. impatience is one my best qualities & strongest traits. but don't worry, i'll update this area as they come. there is no shortage.
"i want to be a tickle therapist"
"it is virtually impossible to get arrested in WV. i've tried"
"people here drink too much. its the only way they can breed"
"i killed a opossum by pee-ing on it" (here's where i hope PETA isn't reading this)
my brother's friend's name is Stinky "stinky lived with his mom till she moved out"
"politics is like pro-wrestling. sometimes the good guys win. sometimes the bad guys win. it's how they keep you interested"
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